Jay wants to fix my website
Now I'm no slouch in the internet department of doing stuff and thingies (err, whatever). I used to work professionally as a search engine optimizer and I've spent waaaaay too much time messing around with social media.
So when I get this bullshit "I can fix your website" spam sent to my AudioShocker.com email account, I normally mumble and grumble and get all peeved. But this time, instead of getting annoyed I decided to get revenge.
Here's how it went down:
Ahhhhhhh Burt Reynolds naked on a bearskin rug. Always classic.
Anyway, I don't expect to hear back from Jay ever again. Obviously he's a man who doesn't appreciate Burt Reynolds naked on a bearskin rug.