Phil wants to schedule a business meeting

I get a lot of emails meant for other guys named Nick Marino. In fact, I get so many that I've decided to stop stressing about them and have some fun with it.

I received one last Wednesday from an executive in Miami. He mistook me for a business colleague. I immediately hunted down his bio online to figure out if he's the real deal. And he is.

Plus, I wanted some ammo to use against Phil in case our discussion got weird. Which, of course, it did.

Here's our email exchange:

I desperately want to send Phil just one more email because I have another picture of this cigar-smoking woman that would be the perfect stinger to our exchange!

But I've decided to postpone that email until I receive another reply from Phil. Which, sadly, looks like it's never gonna happen.