Billy the Kidd sent me some songs

It's unbelievable how many emails I get that are meant for other people named Nick Marino. Still, the past couple of weeks have been tough for me. I've had some gems tossed into my lap -- a reservation to go golfing and a chain email with a punchline about clowns -- that went nowhere. People just weren't taking the bait.

Luckily, that wasn't the case with Billy the Kidd, who randomly sent me some audio files with no explanation. Billy (not his real name) was also especially easy to track down online and I was checking out his SoundCloud account in no time, which provided some good ammo for our conversation.

It began like this:

I'm still waiting to find out why Billy the Kidd sent me those audio files.

And I can't believe he didn't say a single thing about the amazing pictures I attached to my emails!!! 😡