Green Thursdays

Green Thursdays - Schlurp Lantern

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Green Thursdays - Schlurp Lantern

THAT'S A WRAP! Goodbye, Green Thursdays. I won't miss you. And I mean that in the most affectionate way.

Don't get me wrong. I loved drawing and posting these Green Lantern sketches. I especially loved dreaming up the things I'd do with a Power Ring (I'm gonna let you guess which ones are my own personal fantasies!!!). But I'm sick of these doodles. They've been drawn for nearly five months now and it's time for me to move on.

Thx for following along! If you want more stick figure art from moi, don't worry -- there's my weekly Stick Cats webcomic and I'm always posting random stick figures when the mood strikes me.

- Schlurp Lantern on Tumblr
- Schlurp Lantern on deviantART
- Schlurp Lantern on Flickr

Green Thursdays - Wig Lantern

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Green Thursdays - Wig Lantern

This Green Thursdays is inspired by two different things.

First up is Give Me Back My Wig by Hound Dog Taylor and the HouseRockers. It's a boogie blues song by the masters of funky, sloppy electric blues. Great stuff.

Second up is an experience from my teenage years. Back in the 90s, wig companies used to offer free "wig previews" -- you send them a photo of your face, and they'd use whatever old school image editing program they used back then to make a digital print out of you "trying on" four of the wigs. My friend Josiah sent away for one of those freebies, and I'll tell you what...

He looked damn good in those wigs. My favorite was the curly blonde.

- Wig Lantern on Tumblr
- Wig Lantern on deviantART
- Wig Lantern on Flickr

Green Thursdays - Poop Lantern

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Green Thursdays - Poop Lantern

Green Thursdays gets messy!! I mean, seriously, wouldn't you do the same?

You're in some remote corner of space... there's no baddie to battle and you've really gotta drop one. It's tough pooping in space without the comforts of home (Earth, that is). So you make yourself a little green energy toilet and relax your bowels.


Now that's the Green Lantern way. For toilet reviews on this technique, please be patient as I am not quite done yet.

- Poop Lantern on deviantART
- Poop Lantern on Tumblr
- Poop Lantern on Flickr

Green Thursdays - NSFW Lantern

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Green Thursdays - NSFW Lantern

Not only is this the sickest (in as many meanings of the word as possible) of my Green Thursdays sketches... it's also animated!!! And if you like still images, don't worry -- I've got one of those as well.

And what's that you say? You prefer little animated gifs? I gotcha covered:

Green Lantern NSFW!

I mean, look, let's be honest -- if you had a Power Ring and you could do whatever you wanted with it, you can't tell me you wouldn't at least TRY to give yourself a big glowing green penis. Just for a second. Behind closed doors. While staring in the mirror. Recording yourself with a webcam.

- NSFW Lantern (animated) on deviantART
- NSFW Lantern (not animated) on deviantART
- NSFW Lantern on Flickr

Green Thursdays - Babe Lantern

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Green Thursdays - Babe Lantern

YEEAAHHH! And now the fun Green Thursdays begin!!! First up, is this, uhhh... romantic sketch depicting Green Lantern with his imaginary lover.

The boob'd stick figure is something I first drew for my girlfriend a few years back and she got a kick out of it. I kept drawing them, and eventually they worked their way into my gallery piece that's on display tomorrow night at the Sugar Factory art show. And I'm going to post my scan of said gallery piece tomorrow here on the blog.


- Babe Lantern on deviantART
- Babe Lantern on Flickr