Random contractors want to fix my toilet but I'd rather have a stripper pole

I almost gave up. In fact, I even told my friends on Facebook that I'd turned over a new leaf. And they didn't like that very much:

Since I'm here writing about this, I obviously I caved to the peer pressure and decided to start antagonizing the people who endlessly email the wrong Nick Marino. And honestly... it feels really fucking good!

As I mentioned in the above Facebook exchange, a construction company recently emailed a repair quote to the wrong Nick. Here's what happened:











I never heard back. I guess I'm gonna have to install Susan's pole myself.

2 Responses to “Random contractors want to fix my toilet but I'd rather have a stripper pole”

  1. Alyssa says:

    Probably didn't respond because you were trying to get all that caulking done for free...

    • Nick Marino says:

      well it's his loss because i was gonna have Susan do a special extra naked striptease just for him! but the boat's totally sailed on that offer now.